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LAUREL CANYON
has been
home to hundreds of celebrities, ranging from actors, artists, and
athletes to magicians, musicians, writers, and FRANK ZAPPA. For some
strange quirk of culture, the mystique of Frank Zappa's Log Cabin
remains alive, decades after the death of the famed musician, and
the prior demise of the Log Cabin itself.
The Log Cabin's legend began long before the short residency of its
accepted namesake, Frank Zappa. It was home to almost nightly BYOB
parties, featuring (for
$2.00): an 80ft. party room with 3 chandeliers, a huge stone
fireplace, 3 live rock bands, and at least a dozen young girls
willing to fellate anyone, on the spot, if they were in a band.
Who needs Frank Zappa?
Let's examine
some of the Log Cabin residents and their stories...
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FRANK
ZAPPA'S NOTORIOUS LOG CABIN IN LAUREL CANYON
Alice Cooper,
Pamela Des Barres, Eric Burdon, Gail Zappa, John Mayall, Frank Zappa
& members of his Mothers of Invention
"remember the days". |
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2003
[It’s not 1968]
Locals
at the Laurel Canyon Country Store in the Hollywood Hills
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Pattie
O’Neal pauses to think back... |
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A
communal family of Weirdos moved into the
LOG cabin and
THE
treehouse
centered around
two
underground hipsters named: Vito Paluekas
and Carl Franzoni.
THEY
WERE
organizers
of
freeform dance troupes at clubs along Sunset
Strip.
The dancers wore freaky clothing, and
flopped and pogoed alongside the
bands

March,1968
the
Zappas move in:
Frank,
Gail,
&
baby
Moon Unit |
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Along with the Zappa
Family were most of the members of
Zappa's band, The
Mothers of Invention,
and their road crew. All the prior residents of the cabin
remained (squeezed into smaller cubbyholes), bringing the total
Log Cabin population to over two dozen "Freaky" residents.
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THE CANYON
GIRLS |
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The
line-up
of the "communal family of Weirdos"
obviously was in a constant state of change due to the bizarre
circumstances of "The Scene", and the itinerant state of most of the
characters involved. As is usually the case, females were more
welcome than the free-loading degenerate males who often showed up
and hung around until pressured to move on.
AUTHOR'S
NOTE: For simplicity, I'll refer to the group of
females at the house. as the GTOs, even though not all of
them were members of the official group. Also, by the time Frank
Zappa had christened Them the GTOs (`Girls Together Outrageously")
they all went by "Miss" Pamela, "Miss" Lucy, etc., a tradition
started by another frequent Log Cabin visitor:
"TINY TIM".

A few of
the "Documented Ladies of the Canyon" were:
The GTO's
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Christine Frka, Lucy Offerall, Sandra Leano,
'Sparky' Parker, 'Mercy' Fontenot, "Miss
Cinderella", and "Miss Pamela"
(see below)
The GTO's
(Girls Together Outrageously)
Permanent Damage
Bizarre/Straight Records, 1969
Others -
Pandora
Sands,
Janet Ferguson (HOF),
Miss Angela,Linda Bopp,
Emerald, Karen Yum Yum.
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Among
the "communal family of Weirdos" who settled into
the Log Cabin, was a beautiful, young 17 yr. old,
Pam Miller,
Hailing from the adjacent San Fernando Valley (Reseda). After
school (& on weekends), 17 year old Pam and a group of her
like-minded girlfriends, would hitchhike up to the Laurel Canyon
country store, where they would hang out in hopes of meeting
members of their favorite new bands.
It was during the Era when many former folk singers and
Musicians were evolving into the first Rock & Roll Bands, and
the nascent Young rock stars were congregating throughout the
hills, and along the boulevard of Laurel Canyon. Leading this
new musical caste in los Angeles was former folkies, the Byrds.
Just as the band members were acclimating to their new musical
and cultural roles, they were confronted by the teenaged
hysteria, and enthusiasm of Pam's group of '"Valley Girls".
Pam was "madly in love" (they had never met) with Chris
Hillman (the Byrds) and became obsessed with meeting the young
musician. Not content to wait in the Country Store's parking
lot, like her girlfriends, Pam secured Hillman's Magnolia Lane
address at the top of Kirkwood Road. It was just up the road
(1/2 mile to the Summit) from the Corner Canyon Store.
Determined to meet her rock star heart throb, Pam would hitch a
ride up to the top of the road and hang out in Hillman's
driveway, in hopes of a 'chance meeting'
with
the unsuspecting new bassist for the Byrds. Tired of standing
around and meeting Hillman's neighbors, she would go sit on his
front porch. When that failed, she spent the night, sleeping in
Hillman's porch hammock. It was her unrelenting determination
and obsession which set the standard for future "Groupies".
That, combined with her striking good looks & body, resulted in
her ascension to Laurel Canyon club dancer, a leading member of
the GTOs (Girls Together Outrageously), and becoming LA's
most celebrated groupie.
She
has successfully parlayed that unique role
& her candid writing style into A professional lifetime career -
ROCKIN' to this
day.
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MISS PAMELA
DES BARRES |
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{Two recent photos of the still
beautiful "Miss Pamela" - dubbed such by Tiny Tim)
"Miss Pamela" ended up marrying
Hollywood stalwart, Michael Des Barres -
outspoken English actor & singer in bands
"Silverhead" & the short-lived group,
"Detective".
Pam's the only one from the era to write a book
about her adventurous escapades along the Sunset Strip and Laurel
Canyon. |
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From Pam's Web Site
{clicking is a
must}
{left} 2 shots of the GTOs
In front of the Whisky
W/Flying Burrito Bros.
{right} At 16
-17 years |
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http://www.pamel adesbarres.com/
All the above photos are courtesy of
Pam's website.
At left is a new edition of her famous book
"I'M
WITH THE BAND"
And now the author even has a record.
(right)
CHECK OUT HER SITE! |
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Most of the
girls seem to remember one of the visiting rock stars the best...
An obvious role model for a free-thinking young female... |
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Janis
Joplin

Perhaps
the rocker who had the biggest effect on The GTO'S
was the lead singer of BIG BROTHER & THE HOLDING COMPANY,
Janis
Joplin
AND
Sam Andrew from Big Brother & The Holding Co,
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The range of
visiting rockers ranged from Mick Jagger to... |
Pattie
O’Neal pauses to think back...
“The Cowsills", -
the prototype wholesome family?
One or two of the older Cowsill guys were
there,”
She
says: 
“They were really stoned, they looked
terrible!”
"The
Cowsills were a singing group from
Newport, Rhode Island specializing in
what would later be defined as bubblegum
pop.
The
band was formed in the spring of 1965 by
four brothers — Barry, Bill, Bob, and
John Cowsill. After their initial
success, the brothers were later joined
by their siblings, Susan and Paul and
their mother, Barbara. Rounding out the
group was remaining brother Richard, who
did not sing with the group, but was
assigned as road manager and advisor."
"Bud" Cowsill -
(Dad)
"Mercury dropped
us, but Artie and
Steve [Artie
Kornfeld and Steve
Duboff] had written
"The Rain, The Park
and Other Things"
and we went in and
recorded that song
at A&R studios in
New York and took
the whole package to
MGM, who decided
wouldn't it just be
terrific if their
mother performed
with them and,
voila, the rest, as
they say, is
history."
The Cowsills" (MGM,
1967) US #31
The Rain..."
wound up reaching #2 on the
Billboard charts, selling some three
million copies in its first release.
The Rain, The Park, And Other
Things"/"River Blue" (MGM, 1967) US
#2

With the success
of "The Rain...," the band quickly
became a popular act in the U.S.,
and achieved significant airplay in
England and other parts of Europe.
In 1968, the band scored another
million selling hit with the song
Indian Lake which reached #10 on the
charts and in 1969, the band had
another number two hit and another
million seller with their version of
the title song from the musical
Hair.
Hair"/"What Is Happy?" (MGM, 1969)
US #2
From 1968 through 1973, the band
played an average of 200 performance
dates per year, and were among the
most popular acts on the American
concert circuit. They were
particularly noted for their ability
to achieve 4- and 5-part harmonies
with remarkable accuracy and
relative pitch; a phenomenon common
among sibling singing groups.
The band’s true
worth is illustrated by the fact
that they were initially
"discovered" by Johnny Nash’s
all black R&B label, JODA
Records, and they were asked to
headline with future Hall of
Famers Ray Charles, Stevie
Wonder, and The Beach Boys
before they had their first hit
record at "Soundblast ’66" in
Yankee Stadium.
In 1969 Bill was
fired from the group by his father after he
was caught smoking Marijuana.
Bill once
recorded with a guitar borrowed from John
Lennon.
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The
darkness coalesced on Halloween morning 1981, when the Log
Cabin mysteriously caught fire. Some said it started from a
banjo player’s cigarette, others claimed it was a drug lab
explosion. As helicopters hovered over the blaze, police
roped off the property and a crowd watched it burn to the
ground. Only the treehouse was saved.
Some, like Pamela Des Barres, poked through the rubble.
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Pattie O’Neal now lives a block from the treehouse,
and drives by each day on her way home... |
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“It’s
so bizarre,”
she says.
“I don’t think a day goes by that I don’t turn there and
think about it.
It was the house that changed me
from the cheerleader to the hippie.” |
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CABIN VISITORS CONTINUED ...
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