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In
Hollywood, it's easy to spot
"groupies"
; they're omnipresent along the Sunset Strip, as well
as, at Rock Concerts. This has been an established fact
for well over forty years. In fact, it's hard to imagine
R0CK
'N'
ROLL
without the outrageously adorned sexpots, in full
regalia, sexually flaunting their beautiful, young
assets, in vain attempts to seek admission to restricted
concert areas, in order to be closer to their cherished
idols. The fact that "groupies" have become such
an integral part of the LA R&R music scene is due to the
tenacity of a music-loving teenager from Reseda,
"Miss" Pamela Miller (Des Barres), and her sister
GTO's, residing together in the Laurel Canyon Log
Cabin. As members of a loosely assembled "free-form
dance troupe", the girls were able to easily secure
access to their favorite groups' coveted band
members.
It's unknown who first coined the term "Groupie",
but I'm confident that it was in reference to a GTO.
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LA'S FIRST GROUPIES |
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"MISSES"
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{above-from left}
Christine, Mercy, Lucy, Sandra,
Sparky, Pamela & Cynderella
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"The GTO's (which
stands for Girls Together Outrageously) were
a loose collection of groupie-chicks that
collected around the
Frank Zappa/Mothers
of Invention/L.A. Rock-N-Roll scene in the
late 60's/early 70's. The point of this
amalgamation of super-groupies was to
attract as much attention as possible (which
they did) from rock gods and other
celebrities, via a combination of freaky
makeup, clothes and behavior (which was
often spurred by rampant drug use and
abuse). In terms of originality and
inventiveness, most of the GTO's looked
pretty rad...".
- Extract from Pamela
Des Barres' website (© 2002) |
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The seven girls who were the
original
(and only) members of
Frank Zappa's
"Girls Together Outrageously"
{see above
photo for all seven members} |
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Miss Pamela |
Pamela Miller - Des Barres |
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Miss Sparky |
Linda Sue "Sparkie" Parker |
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Miss Christine |
Christine Frka |
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Miss Sandra |
Sandra Leano |
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Miss Mercy |
Mercy Fontenot |
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Miss Lucy |
Lucy Offerall |
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Miss Cynderella |
Cindy Wells
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"The
GTO's were a collection of groupies from the late 60's L.A. music
scene.
The group started out as "the Cherry Sisters"
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from official Frank Zappa website |
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Though I'm sure
there have been ardent female music fans at least as far back as the
"Flappers" in "the roaring 20's", none went to the lengths of
GTO, Miss Pamela. Once her sights were set on a particular
musician, it was just a matter of time before she would snare her
unsuspecting prey. The tenacity & determination of her relentless,
youthful, pursuit took the term "avid fan" to a new level, resulting
in the requirement to coin a new word which fully spells out such a
female. If Miss Pamela, along with her GTO sisters aren't recognized
as the "First Groupies", at least their pioneering efforts
deserve acknowledgement among the "Elite Groupies" of our era. It is
these "Elite Groupies" of Rock'N'Roll, which I'll introduce
on this page -
FOR MORE DETAILED INFORMATION ON THE GTO'S PLEASE VISIT:
http://www.laurelcanyonstories.com/gtos.htm
http://www.laurelcanyonstories.com/logcabinstories1.asp#GTOs
http://www.laurelcanyonstories.com/gtospermdamage.htm |
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"Sweet, Sweet"
CONNIE HAMZY -
Little Rock, Arkansas
- DOB: 01/29/53 |

Connie became the South's most notorious Groupie thanks
to
Grand Funk Railroad's 1973 smash hit
single about groupies -
"We're An American Band"
- Verse One:
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a
haze
Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact
{Connie W/'The Boss'}
Connie
is the world's most
notorious rock'n'roll groupie,
with a sexual resume that dates back to 1970. Her list
of conquests reads like the selections on a biker-bar
jukebox, including (she claims), members of the Who, Led
Zeppelin, the Eagles,
the Doobie Brothers, ZZ Top,
Bad Company, and
the Allman Brothers Band (she claims sex w/27
members-during their set).
In 1974, when Ms.
Hamzy was 19, her groupie escapades were detailed in a
Cosmopolitan
magazine profile, and in 1992, she wrote a
tell-all article
for Penthouse magazine.
Her juicy 1995 Rock & Roll, sexual tell all,
autobiography, ‘Rock Groupie: The Intimate
Adventures of "Sweet Connie" from Little Rock’
is now out of print.
The 56 yr. old, self-proclaimed
"Oral Specialist",
still resides in Little Rock, Arkansas, where her raspy,
tobacco ravaged, laughter can often be heard echoing
from her favorite local rock & roll bar,
"Sticky Finger'z Rock'N'Roll Chicken
Shack".
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CYNTHIA
& THE PLASTER CASTERS |
Unlike
'Sweet Sweet Connie' {above}, whose
claim to groupie fame is the astounding number of penises she has sucked
(musicians, roadies, guitar techs, managers, laborers, bodyguards, bus drivers,
janitors...), Cynthia "Plaster Caster" is notorious for her own
unique artistry.
The young Chicago
groupie is best remembered for her predilection for making "Plaster Casts"
of rock stars' genitalia
{see left}.
Plaster Casters
{1968}

Cynthia
"Plaster" - Leader of Chicago's infamous groupie clan.
Understandably, there was an initial reluctance to Cynthia's bizarre requests by
the rock musicians she encountered.
It was while Cynthia was visiting
The Laurel Canyon Log Cabin
in 1968, that she met legendary rock guitarist
Jimi Hendrix, who was intrigued by the young
groupie's unusual request. Hendrix will forever be memorialized in Rock History
as an innovator of new & unusual electric guitar techniques & styles, but
the pioneering guitarist is also acknowledged as a pioneer in
"Plaster Casting". Once word got around
about Hendrix's 'Plaster Penis',
rockers were eager to offer their 'privates'
to be immortalized in plaster by Miss Cynthia & her 'Plaster
Casters'. In fact, Cynthia was further immortalized by KISS
bassist, Gene Simmons, after he submitted to her peculiar "hobby".
He proudly wrote & sang his testimonial song "Plaster Caster"
on the famed Kiss album "LOVE GUN".
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Some recent shots of Cynthia:
{below}
{the pair in '99}

Cynthia Plaster Caster
and Pamela DesBarres

As these photos will attest: the effervescence that is
Cynthia's has grown over the years... (refer
to black & white teenage photos above}.
Cynthia still makes plaster casts of penises and
breasts, but now she picks and chooses her own subjects,
no longer doing jobs on commission.
"Caster" does occasional art shows, lectures, and
she is available to tutor interested parties in the
obscure art of casting body parts.
Cynthia was the subject of a documentary shot around
2000 - 2001, entitled
Plaster Caster.
The author was unable to locate a copy for review, but
has been told the documentary can still be found
(if willing to search) on DVD.
Cynthia is completing work on
her autobiography, which is slated for future publication, |
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MORGANA WELCH |
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Another
renowned groupie was the young & beautiful Miss Morgana Welch.
{*also included in the
Led Zeppelin party @
Rodney's photo - click }
*The
author, who considers himself an authoritative source
on the subject of "Rock Groupies",
was not familiar with Morgana until reading about her in
Michael Walker's finely researched book, "LAUREL
CANYON -
The Inside Story of Rock & Roll's Legendary Neighborhood".
Morgana considered herself a member
of the "Rainbow-Whisky" clique of LA Groupies.
Morgana began hanging with the rock stars, while still a Beverly
Hills High School student. She became the ringleader of a 'groupie
clique', known as the
"LA Queens". Much like the GTO's,
this second generation of LA Groupies hung around the numerous
rock clubs along Sunset Boulevard, during the heyday of the
Sunset Strip Rock & Roll Bar Scene.
Morgana points out that she was acknowledged as “a
preferred consort of Led Zeppelin.”

{recent Morgana photo}
Morgana is another literate groupie survivor, who aspires for
professional recognition on the level achieved by 'Miss' Pamela Des
Barres.
Currently a web consultant living in Arizona,
Welch is finishing up a book on her Rock & Roll
sexual experiences, titled, 'Hollywood
Diaries'.
To keep up with her progress, or to see what
else Morgana's been up to,
visit her
MySpace page.
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HONORABLE MENTION - PATTI BOYD |
Though
technically not a groupie as defined by the other ladies listed
above,
Patti Boyd deserves inclusion on this page due to her amazing
'music' love life.
She is best remembered as the woman who was married to Beatles
guitarist, George Harrison, before her affair (and
later marriage), with former Cream axeman, Eric Clapton.
The affair was the source of great suffering for all concerned. The
two famed guitarists were close friends (they co-wrote Cream's
"Badge" & Clapton subbed for George on the Beatles' "While My
Guitar Gently Weeps"), and both deeply loved Patti. In fact, the
emotional turmoil of the situation drove Clapton deeper into heroin
addiction, and put his stellar music career on hold for years.
Patti was the inspiration for several songs; "Layla" and
"Wonderful
Tonight", among the better known pieces. The infamous affair
(and divorces, etc.) was followed closely by the rock media, with
fans worldwide voicing their opinions of Patti, both pro and con. But
the Clapton affair was not Patti's first; she had also been involved with other
rock idols during her marriage to George Harrison, most notably,
John Lennon and Ron Wood.
After Patti’s divorce from Clapton in 1989, she refocused on her
earlier career in photography. In 1991, she co-founded SHARP
(Self-Help Addiction Recovery Programme) with Barbara Bach (Ringo's
mate), which
aids both drug addicts, and alcoholics. Thanks to her key position
within the music industry, her photos included a wide selection of personal
moments in in the lives of Rock's hierarchy. Her first gallery exhibit of
photographs was in San Francisco in 2004.
Now in her late 50's, Patti is
the signature model for the well known British clothing and textile company,
'Viyella'. She lives in England with her partner of more than fifteen years,
real estate developer, Ron Weston. |
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